Beating the CAP Theorem Checklist

Your ( ) tweet ( ) blog post ( ) marketing material ( ) online comment
advocates a way to beat the CAP theorem. Your idea will not work. Here is why
it won't work:

( You are assuming that... )

P.S. Я еще помню у Patrick McKenzie чеклисты про имена и даты, а какие еще вы знаете?